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Mens Beard T-Shirt (white)


What is it with beards? 10 years ago they were an interesting addition to the face. An extension of the ‘authenticity’ movement. You know; lumberjacks, captains, explorers had beards. Guys that got shit done – hence the attraction to ‘social media strategists’ and ‘bloggers’ all over East London. Truth be told they make many guys look better, but if fashion was an objective pursuit with an end game we’d have reached it decades ago – it’s very obviously not.

Which begs the question – who the hell are they fooling with that hirsute look? They don’t look like they’re headed to the pole, especially not in those ‘meggins’, nasty lace-ups and with that man-bag. We’re not taking it any more and neither should you.

Call out the herders, loud and proud, Fuck Your Beard.

  • Premium cotton T shirt
  • Crew Neck with shallow neck trim
  • Rolled sleeve
  • Organic Cotton
  • Ethically manufactured
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We print these with a large screen meaning the text wraps the body. Firstly as it adds a large graphic pop but also as it creates an almost abstract pattern due to the size and shape when worn. Loud and proud.

We chose these shirts with care. We know where they were made and that they were made responsibly and ethically. We also know the cotton is certified organic. They’re screen printed in London by people paid a living wage. Fast fashion’s a horror show we don’t want to be part of – we’d advise you to do the same.

Additional information

Weight 0.25 kg
Dimensions 25 x 25 x 5 cm
mens sizes

Small, Large, Medium, Extra Large